Hmmm, this whiteman dem go kill me wit laugh... Ok, so I stumbled on this while browsing and I sort of answered the questions as I read through though to me some questions relate more to already married people. Found it hilarious so thought to share... Read my response in blue Italics as a typical Cameroonian woman. This has given me an idea anyway. i`ll come up with my own list of things to consider and questions you must ask your partner before marriage *wink*.
Do you want to have children, and if so, when? How many? Yesss, ASAP, 4. lol
How important is religion to you? Could you survive in household where there are two different, perhaps disparate views on religion? It’s extremely important darl and no, I wouldn`t want two disparate religions.More when u click.
Are you gonna eat that? What? Seriously if I had to edit this article I would have either taken off this question or expansion, too vague so I no go answer.
How close will we be to your parents? Lol. Obviously if the writer was an African this wouldn`t have crossed his mind. Well, yes, we MUST be close to OUR parents.
OK, well, can I at least have half? Of what?!
Do you like my friends? Do you expect me to hang out with your friends often? You no get choice, they are MY friends so deal with them… Nope, I don`t expect you to, just be nice to them ALL the time.
How will we divide up money? How will we tackle debt? How will we decide what to save? Youppiieee!!! Two paychecks on the table then we`ll get down to the maths.lol.
How important is equality in a marriage? Errrmmm, I`ll respect your place as the man but do not go overboard. My opinion should always be considered and do not keep me out of any decisions, no matter how minute.
I just don't understand why you won't give me half--like, I know it's a good sandwich, but can I at least have a BITE?! You ask this before marriage? What am I missing here? Yes you can have a bite... of this and more.lol.
If we ever hit a rough patch, would you be willing to partake in couples' therapy? Yes darl, with all my being.
Oh my god, this has a tomato on it. Why would you let me eat this?! Lol, abeg ya… I`m officially taking this off! Jeez!
What will our morning routine be? Our evening routine? Ahem… Hmmmm, well, officially set for work, breakfast, kiss-kiss and byeee have a lovely day. Then Evening… Warm bath, chit-chat over dinner. If kids we prepare them for bed-time etc and then Ahem! *wink*
How will we divide household chores? You don`t have to clean and do laundry. It`ll be nice if we prepared dinner together once in a while. Help out with the kids too.
You're really being super rude right now. Do you need to take a nap? Awwwww! I love this one… yes I’ll like a nap darl, preferably in your arms.
Are we able to openly talk about our sexual needs and preferences? Yessssssss, every single detail!
Do you see us traveling often? Yessssssssss
Where will we spend the holidays? Youpiieeee! Surprise me darl.lol
What the hell is bugging you? Nothing…at least for now
What do you mean, you've been reading my text messages? Those are private! I gave you my passcode six months ago and you held onto it this entire time?? Hmmmm, I could keep so much more than passcodes and with things like this, six months is like three minutes… And no, nothing should be private between us me love.
Where do you want to settle down? Where do you want to retire? Our beach house darl *dreamy eyes.lol.
How much affection do you require in a given day? Ahem. A lot and at all times. *wink*
Why don't you trust me?! Hmmm, wouldn`t marry a man I don`t trust abeg…
Do you like animals? Do you want a pet? Nooooo
What`s the top three questions you`ll ask your partner before marriage? drop your comments and let`s talk!
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